I have a weird confession to make. I love my printer. I love it with the wild-eyed fervour of a convert who wants everyone to know about it. (Yes, I am good fun at dinner parties, why do you ask?) I’m not the only one. My machine — a very boring black-and-white Brother laser printer — has a devoted following. It’s not because it does anything special. It’s because it just . . . works.
我要坦白一个奇怪的癖好。我喜欢我的打印机。我就像一名恨不得昭告天下的新信徒那样怀着极大的热情喜欢它。（没错，我是宴会上的开心果，这还用问吗？）我这款机器——极其普通的Brother牌黑白激光打印机——有很多忠实的爱好者。不是因为它有什么特殊功能。而是因为它真的……能正常使用。
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